32 Cursed and Enchanted Items

These 32 items will spice up your gaming experience, after all, who doesn't want to wear boots that smell like pee all the time?! That's right, these are the perfect items for the tricky DMs and the looney characters. Many were created simply by removing a letter from the name of pre-existing items. Here's a few examples of what you will find inside:

Tuneless Fork: Cursed tuning fork

            This tuning fork can’t carry a tune to save its life, which means that any performer that uses this fork to tune their instrument or voice will also be unable to carry a tune to save their life.

            Curse: -2 to performance checks if you were the last person to touch the Tuneless Fork with your bare skin.

Amulet of the Town Crier: Cursed Amulet

            Loudly does this amulet proclaim your deeds, great or small, to anyone and everyone around you, especially when you are trying to sleep or be stealthy.

Amulet of the Panes: Enchanted Amulet

            While wearing this amulet, you can use an action to turn a 5’x5’ portion of a wall into a window for 5 minutes. Make a DC15 Intelligence check if you desire the window to be stained glassed or 1-way.

            5 charges/day

Boots of Peed: Cursed Boots

            Curse: While you wear these boots, your feet will smell like urine, but you won’t have to use the bathroom either. Thrice a day, you may target anyone within 20’. That person must make a DC14 Constitution save or pee their own pants.

Mariner’s Amor: Cursed Amulet

            This amulet is shaped like a Jolly Roger and cannot be removed until the curse is lifted.

            Curse: The wearer of the amulet is enamored by pirates, sailors, buccaneers, and anyone that says “Yo Ho” or “Argh”, swears like a sailor, or sings sea shanties. You gain -4 to attack against such people and disadvantage on checks when resisting their allure.